Filed under: Balloon Boy We've already established Richard Heene is no scientist -- turns out he isn't a comedian either.TMZ has obtained a copy of a book Heene wrote back in 1994 called "The Official Offensive Driving Handbook." We know it's supposed to be funny because ...Permalink

  It's the oddest pairing since Liza Minnelli and David Gest got married in 2002 -- Michael Jackson's father Joe and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo are now teaming up to sell grills.Joe Jackson tells TMZ he's got a stake in a company called GAME ON ...Permalink

  Filed under: Beauty In "Aliens," Sigurney Weaver was revived after spending 57 years in hypersleep ... but you'd never know it.Here's the 32-year-old back in 1981 (left) -- and 28 years later, the 60-year-old version in Japan recently (right).She's workin', girl!See ...Permalink

  Filed under: Photo GalleriesGrab your glasses and spot the subtle differences in the following celebrity pictures!**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the pictures!** ...Permalink

  Filed under: Who'd You Rather?The real Antonio Banderas, 49, in London a little while back (left) -- and his wax figure in Madrid on Friday (right). Question is ...See AlsoPatti vs. Marc: Who'd You Rather?! ...Permalink

  Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jon & KateBlame Jon Gosselin.More Jon GosselinJon Gosselin: The Spirit Moves MeSpeidi: Trick or Creeps?Jon Gosselin and Octomom -- The Next Beatles ...Permalink

  Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Burglar Bunch Free on bail, Nick Prugo did what anyone accused of breaking into the homes of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge would do -- visit a costume store in Calabasas yesterday.If he actually knocks on your door this Halloween, consider yourself ...Permalink

  Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith was so whacked out of her mind in 2006 that she mistook the baby growing in her womb for a case of bad gas -- and it's all on a tape that was entered as evidence in court on Friday.The video was shot by Howard K. Stern at a little ...Permalink

  Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Talk Sports, Exclusives Most people don't make $52,000 in a year -- but Friday afternoon one Russian billionaire dropped that much cash on LUNCH!!!!!TMZ has just obtained the bill handed to Chelsea Football Club owner Roman Abramovich earlier today after lunch at Nello's in ...Permalink

  Filed under: Photo GalleriesIt was Halloween MADNESS in the TMZ newsroom yesterday -- and with these kinds of costumes how could we NOT share the fun?!?! Check out all the tricks and treats for yourselves!!! ...Permalink

  Filed under: Celebrity Justice The L.A. Dodgers divorce case between Frank and Jamie McCourt has a new plot twist -- seems Jamie's new BF had a "relationship" problem in the 90's -- as in, his pregnant wife claimed he got physical with her.TMZ obtained a restraining order issued ...Permalink

  Filed under: Chris Brown Chris Brown may not "mess wit" "Bad Girls Club" contestant Natalie Nunn -- but according to her, Brown did want to marry her.TMZ obtained this video of Natalie inside the "Bad Girls" crib, talking about how much she wants the convicted felon -- a ...Permalink

  Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Photo GalleriesWith Halloween right around the corner -- some celebrities need not worry about their costumes.It was written.See AlsoBilly Mays III: I Want to Be Haunted By My FatherTMZ's Sexy Halloween Contest -- WINNER! ...Permalink

  Filed under: Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was in a good mood at the beginning of last night -- but things quickly turned south when guests at her party had a hard time getting through security. There were no police complaints last night, but Paris was furious at the line of cars ...Permalink